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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,259thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,745thFattest Citizens: 7,746th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
King of all king
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Slavakania186

Population499 million

CapitalTsargrad

Currencylube
Animalbear

The Empire of Slavakania186 is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 499 million Slavakaniaians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsargrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavakania186ian economy, worth 65.7 trillion lubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 131,706 lubes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 633,898 per year while the poor average 15,944, a ratio of 39.8 to 1.

It is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day, all footpaths have tollbooths, jury duty means front row seats to a spectacular show, and the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavakania186's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Slavakania186 is ranked 219,407th in the world and 4th in Rome Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,259thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,745thFattest Citizens: 7,746thLargest Mining Sector: 9,217thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,339thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,879thMost Avoided: 10,101stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,894thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 12,894thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,520thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,903rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,167thMost Efficient Economies: 15,633rdMost Subsidized Industry: 16,036thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,808thHighest Average Incomes: 19,191stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,522ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,035thMost Cultured: 22,762nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
  • : Slavakania186 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, jury duty means front row seats to a spectacular show.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
  • : Slavakania186 was ejected from the WA for rule violations.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, burnout is common with anti-government demagogues.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.

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