The Republic of Slapperie Zacherie il is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.185 billion Slapperie Zacherie ilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 63.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Slapperie Zacherie ilian economy, worth 183 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,633 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, and the overhead luggage compartment is often full. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slapperie Zacherie il's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slapperie Zacherie il is ranked 283,276^th in the world and 3,627^th in Suspicious for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -6.9 on the Hickory Productivity Index.