The Windy Republic of Site Fed is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mememememememanman with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.522 billion Site Fedians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memememememememan. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.

The all-consuming Site Fedian economy, worth 122 trillion Dododododoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 80,465 Dododododoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained Unicycle Men, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence. Crime is a problem. Site Fed's national animal is the Unicycle Men, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mememememememanmanguyworship.

Site Fed is ranked 168,348^th in the world and 148^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.33 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.