by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,827thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,724thMost Avoided: 4,675th
The Windy Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Freedom is Windy
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Site Fed

Population1.522 billion

CapitalMemememememememan
LeaderMememememememanman
FaithMememememememanmanguyworship

CurrencyDododododo
AnimalUnicycle Men

The Windy Republic of Site Fed is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mememememememanman with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.522 billion Site Fedians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memememememememan. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.

The all-consuming Site Fedian economy, worth 122 trillion Dododododoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 80,465 Dododododoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained Unicycle Men, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence. Crime is a problem. Site Fed's national animal is the Unicycle Men, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mememememememanmanguyworship.

Site Fed is ranked 168,348th in the world and 148th in The Funian Puppet Region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.33 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,827thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,724thMost Avoided: 4,675thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,567thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,294thMost Secular: 8,323rdMost Primitive: 8,554thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,608thNudest: 11,542ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,726thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15,361stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,645thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,300thLargest Black Market: 17,171stLargest Mining Sector: 24,119th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionNudest: 24th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Site Fed was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Site Fed, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence.
  • : Following new legislation in Site Fed, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Site Fed, the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained Unicycle Men.
  • : Site Fed was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Site Fed, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
  • : Following new legislation in Site Fed, men stare at wall-pictures of Mememememememanman's face when they visit public urinals.
  • : Following new legislation in Site Fed, Mememememememanman is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Site Fed, vehicular homicide by Site Fedian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Site Fed, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.

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