The Empire of Singhai is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.914 billion Singhaians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.5%.

The strong Singhaian economy, worth 826 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 48,859 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, voting is compulsory, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist. Crime is moderate. Singhai's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Singhai is ranked 74,663^rd in the world and 2^nd in Port Novakat 69 for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.