Population | 9.024 billion |
Capital | City of Townsville |
Leader | Me |
Faith | Not Applicable |
Currency | Poker Chip |
Animal | One Armed Bandit |
The Federal Republic of Sin City Topia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Me with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.024 billion Sin City Topians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Townsville. The average income tax rate is 39.6%.
The all-consuming Sin City Topian economy, worth a remarkable 1,032 trillion Poker Chips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 114,453 Poker Chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sin City Topia's national animal is the One Armed Bandit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Not Applicable.
Sin City Topia is ranked 36,521st in the world and 1st in Northern South No for Most Stationary, with 1,242.9867739324 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sin City Topia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Sin City Topia, clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies.
- : Following new legislation in Sin City Topia, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
- : Sin City Topia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Sin City Topia, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
- : Sin City Topia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Sin City Topia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Sin City Topia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Sin City Topia, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
- : Following new legislation in Sin City Topia, public parks are littered with cigarette butts.