by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 889thMost Influential: 2,397thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,857th
The Insanity of
Moralistic Democracy
poggers in the chat
The Yeetmaster Supreme
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population803 million

LeaderThe Yeetmaster Supreme

AnimalSimadoan Eagle

The Insanity of Simadoa is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Yeetmaster Supreme with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 803 million Simadoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manasisma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Simadoan economy, worth 78.4 trillion Dalans a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 97,590 Dalans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,272 per year while the poor average 26,488, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', several inches are being added to first class seating, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simadoa's national animal is the Simadoan Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Simadoa is ranked 33,069th in the world and 1,490th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,653.96 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 889thMost Influential: 2,397thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,857thMost Armed: 8,135thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,789thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,245thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,919thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,204thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,282ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,860thHealthiest Citizens: 14,923rdMost Inclusive: 19,017thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,745thMost Secular: 21,154thMost Conservative: 21,753rdMost Subsidized Industry: 22,064thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,362ndMost Cultured: 22,690th
Most Armed: 309th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 442nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 452nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 455th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 496th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 597th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 618th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 700th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 703rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 766th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 837th in the regionMost Influential: 838th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 957th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 971st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Simadoa was endorsed by The Democratic States of Britle.
  • : Simadoa was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Seanat.
  • : Simadoa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
  • : Simadoa lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • : Simadoa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Roavin".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 208 » Territorio di Nessuno, Potatolandium, Shibutani, Aerilia, Koda-Land, Navsland, Cretox State, Lulubellia, East Akra, Great Bights Mum, Empy, Yaorozu, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Kragsgale, Bankowiata, Orado, Omnistria, Pytong, Andexia, Loutsland, Kazoo Basin, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dreadton, Hamerica, The Rhein States, Guer Aike, Dar es Saalam, Former English Colony, Kocherian, North Bratislava, Corfad, Newpromisedland, Selfgradatude, Kranostav, Zzozona, Hardscrabble, Notyoutopia, The Pantheons, Slyakanya, Siwale, Odelinor, WeKnow, New Lakemba, Valentine Z, Illusia and Neverendia, Votak Matim, Fauzjhia, Interdimensional Zone, Pasargad, and 158 others.Sundred, Ravendi, Frances Francis the First of France, Draconian Progression, Seenvorland, Nodnarb, Imperial Pieserged, Sunto, Yellops, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Daiz, Sevinland, Xipher, Heilhum Imperius, Tvers, Sikol, Climeria, Maclare, Joodey, Wineclaw, Seijitsu, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Solphine, Animu Place, Vyata Temor, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Caladann, Dicko, Soviet Terran, Manticore utopia, Malta Comino Gozo, Azzarel, Colfes, Ilisseia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Kwaj, 1 very fast endotarter, Alice Gardens, Walter Jackson, Lemonbiscuits, Blyskalia, Cloydicia, Sil Dorsett, Port Naga, Ethnon, Western Vapia, Holy Oranz, The Iron Lions, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Libertania Democratica, Strongwill, The Serdey Islands, Bharathvarsh, Wisconsota, U S Eh, Galbadiana, His Enduring Majesty, Yokciq Empire, Xagill, Pallaith, Star Kingdom, Xentherida, Maratabat, Dabarastan, Hyphen, Nordic-British Union, Nalver And, Runeda, A Salmon Named Harold, Wilkshire, Planes, Moneyflows, Darkmondoria, El Fiji Grande, Super Girl, Madjack, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Volstokn, Simone Republic, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Gondwanaia, Sachi, The Endless Eventide, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Dopeland420, Wooleystan, Vesteysia, BrightFutures, SORT, The Austro Germanic Union, Panama Coalition, Cinnibar, Humptalumpta, Advancia-Sizzletown, The Tree States, Deseret-Moronia, The Windmilluminati, David Davidson, Mon Island, Aeolist, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Obelias, Felpolandia, Landfinia, Intion North, United States of Medford, Free Culture, Folenz, Solcius, North Armatas, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Central Ryal, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Katuda, Wellandy, Clan Spaniel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Dacian Freelands, Figyjharli, Free Salvation, Miamington, Maott, Sanjurika, Svenskan, Wapistan, Trumpski, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Cowbridge, Kromi, Shotokonia, Tyirza, Xyrron, Galaician Empire, Uzbek Khan, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, BTProductions, Steampunk Ariel, Venicea, Qurtuba, Alexander the Magnus, Religioncord, Siberian Workforce, Korean-Joseon, Seanat, and Britle.

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