The Kingdom of Sihun daemeoli is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 498 million Sihun daemeolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ppagstanbul. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Sihun daemeolian economy, worth 29.7 trillion angs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,667 angs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes, bris parties are all the rage, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sihun daemeoli's national animal is the sihun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sihun daemeoli is ranked 315,565^th in the world and 6,235^th in the Rejected Realms for Nudest, with 1 cheeks per square mile.