Population | 3.406 billion |
Capital | Sky Casino |
Leader | Sigma |
Faith | Kill Fyodor |
Currency | C-4 |
Animal | Fedya |
The Flying Casino of Sigma Baby is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sigma with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.406 billion Sigmas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sky Casino. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Sigma economy, worth 191 trillion C-4s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,277 C-4s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the news is showing footage of Sigma bullying an old man to the point of tears, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sigma Baby's national animal is the Fedya, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kill Fyodor.
Sigma Baby is ranked 242,814th in the world and 5th in Beating Brian Up Gang for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 28.13 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sigma Baby's influence in Beating Brian Up Gang rose from "Contender" to "Dealmaker".
- : Sigma Baby's influence in Beating Brian Up Gang fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
- : Sigma Baby's influence in Beating Brian Up Gang rose from "Minnow" to "Instigator".
- : Sigma Baby relocated from Osiris to Beating Brian Up Gang.
- : Sigma Baby was refounded in Osiris.
- : Sigma Baby ceased to exist in Beating Brian Up Gang.
- : Sigma Baby's influence in Beating Brian Up Gang fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
- : Sigma Baby's influence in Beating Brian Up Gang rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Sigma Baby's influence in Beating Brian Up Gang fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
- : Sigma Baby's influence in Beating Brian Up Gang rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".