Population | 9.722 billion |
Capital | Sierra Alansa |
Leader | Lỷderis Bradford John |
Faith | Dáxlam |
Currency | Dáxlamic Mark |
Animal | Alansan Moose |
The Alpine Dáxlamic Principality of Sierra Alansa is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lỷderis Bradford John with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 9.722 billion Sierra Alansans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Alansa. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Sierra Alansan economy, worth 623 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 64,164 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Lỷderis Bradford John's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sierra Alansa's national animal is the Alansan Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.
Sierra Alansa is ranked 259,418th in the world and 154th in Declansburg for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.1 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Sierra Alansa, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
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Sierra Alansa, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low.
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Sierra Alansa, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
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Sierra Alansa, Lỷderis Bradford John's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
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Sierra Alansa, society has literally been thrown to the wolves.
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Sierra Alansa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport and Largest Governments.
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Sierra Alansa created a custom banner.
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Sierra Alansa created a custom banner.
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Sierra Alansa, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
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Sierra Alansa, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.