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Most Devout: 1,658thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,142ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,413th
The Holy Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
The Digital Omnimessiah guides us
Vincent
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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ShyVini

Population9.78 billion

CapitalMechakrautland
LeaderVincent
FaithGandhi

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalDinosaur

The Holy Empire of ShyVini is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Vincent with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.78 billion ShyVinians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mechakrautland. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ShyVinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,015 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,114 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No-one ever lasts longer than a week on a life support machine, spousal homicide rates have tripled in recent months, children often kick Dinosaurs for amusement, and new research always seems to support government initiatives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ShyVini's national animal is the Dinosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gandhi.

ShyVini is ranked 234,165th in the world and 5,520th in the Rejected Realms for Most Average, scoring 28.98 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Devout: 1,658thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,142ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,413thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,578thLargest Black Market: 3,604thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,646thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,930thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,583rdMost Influential: 5,035thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,598thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,657thFattest Citizens: 6,395thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,062ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,459thHighest Average Incomes: 9,964thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,342ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,440thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,112thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,659thMost Patriotic: 13,124thHighest Economic Output: 13,536thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 17,398thLargest Governments: 17,467thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,516thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,582ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,499thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,284thMost Cultured: 22,705thLowest Crime Rates: 23,571stMost Stationary: 24,198thMost Authoritarian: 25,500thSmartest Citizens: 25,954thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,085thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,399th
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Most Devout: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 64th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 66th in the regionMost Influential: 67th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionLargest Black Market: 79th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 85th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 111th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 131st in the regionFattest Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 161st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 161st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 177th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 205th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 224th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 229th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 274th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 275th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 297th in the regionMost Stationary: 311th in the regionLargest Governments: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 339th in the regionMost Patriotic: 349th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 371st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 410th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 438th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 549th in the regionMost Cultured: 572nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 573rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 578th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 580th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 589th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 644th in the region

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