Population | 9.78 billion |
Capital | Mechakrautland |
Leader | Vincent |
Faith | Gandhi |
Currency | Bitcoin |
Animal | Dinosaur |
The Holy Empire of ShyVini is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Vincent with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.78 billion ShyVinians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mechakrautland. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient ShyVinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,015 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,114 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
No-one ever lasts longer than a week on a life support machine, spousal homicide rates have tripled in recent months, children often kick Dinosaurs for amusement, and new research always seems to support government initiatives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ShyVini's national animal is the Dinosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gandhi.
ShyVini is ranked 234,165th in the world and 5,520th in the Rejected Realms for Most Average, scoring 28.98 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : ShyVini was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Grand Duchy of Courage Caverns, killing 1 million zombies.
- : ShyVini was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : ShyVini was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Courage Caverns.
- : ShyVini was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Alymurh.
- : ShyVini was endorsed by The The Holy Republic of Regione Calabria.
- : ShyVini was endorsed by The Ooooh what does this button do!? Channeling the inner DeeDee from Dexter's laboratory, now with mod powers and additional buttons to explore and push! of United Calanworie.
- : ShyVini endorsed The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall.
- : ShyVini endorsed The Interstellar Commonwealth of Toerana.
- : ShyVini was endorsed by The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall.
- : ShyVini was endorsed by The Maniacal Egotism of Cyptopir.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 30 » Panormia, Rubian Empire, Razorback, TorNaGul, Emeseses, Farrakhan, Andromeda Islands, New Anarchisticstan, Arinteriswith, Extebly, Saavir Yuvon, Federated Ugasque Countries, Chocolatistan, Falangist Quebec, Lux Prima, Nadarena, Angbhand, Elaribel, Moloto Japan, Sealand newam, Japan2662, Inclement Space, Orcuo, Mad Jack Is Rejected, Toerana, Llanfyrhall, United Calanworie, Regione Calabria, Alymurh, and Courage Caverns.