The Most Serene Republic of She Thernia Uniacemostan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Hilda Thompson with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.058 billion She Thernia Uniacemostanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biltropia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.1%.

The frighteningly efficient She Thernia Uniacemostanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,819 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,890 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 570,828 per year while the poor average 43,797, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

Hilda Thompson always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, there are no bananas today in She Thernia Uniacemostan, and men's magazines give handy tips on the most effective way to throw heavy stones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. She Thernia Uniacemostan's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Washclothes.

She Thernia Uniacemostan is ranked 2,978^th in the world and 4^th in Chicken overlords for Largest Black Market, with 2,737 trillion Standard Monetary Units.