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Most Subsidized Industry: 69thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 297thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 553rd
The Matriarchy of
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Civil Rights
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Political Freedom
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She Cront

Population7.539 billion

Currencydollar
Animalwolfman

The Matriarchy of She Cront is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, fear of technology, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.539 billion She Crontians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient She Crontian economy, worth a remarkable 1,408 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 186,876 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. She Cront's national animal is the wolfman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

She Cront is ranked 21,333rd in the world and 19th in Equilism for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 6,244.19 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 69thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 297thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 553rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,014thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,024thLargest Black Market: 1,084thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,185thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,845thMost Efficient Economies: 2,896thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,634thMost Devout: 4,837thNudest: 5,246thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,487thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,413thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,498thLargest Governments: 6,538thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,554thHighest Average Incomes: 7,566thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 10,579thHighest Economic Output: 11,394thMost Authoritarian: 13,634thLowest Crime Rates: 13,831stLargest Welfare Programs: 16,439thMost Conservative: 17,149thMost Avoided: 19,506th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in She Cront, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.
  • : Following new legislation in She Cront, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in She Cront, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions.
  • : Following new legislation in She Cront, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
  • : Following new legislation in She Cront, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Wolfman Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in She Cront, the nation's air defense strategy is two-dimensional.
  • : She Cront was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in She Cront, citizens worry more about a split end than their deceased parent.
  • : Following new legislation in She Cront, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.
  • : She Cront was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

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