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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,000thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,124thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,200th
The Retirement home of
Moralistic Democracy
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Rare
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Shady acres retirement

Population10.716 billion

CapitalCapital City
LeaderLeader
FaithReligion

CurrencyMoney
AnimalAnimal

The Retirement home of Shady acres retirement is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.716 billion Shady acres retirementians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Shady acres retirementian economy, worth a remarkable 2,649 trillion Monies a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 247,243 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader, and teachers regularly paddle unruly students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shady acres retirement's national animal is the Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Religion.

Shady acres retirement is ranked 45,151st in the world and 46th in Nerdlandia for Most Stationary, with 972.849550987 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,000thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,124thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,200thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,262ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,449thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,919thLargest Black Market: 1,973rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,128thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,336thMost Avoided: 2,783rdTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,818thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,588thHighest Average Incomes: 5,539thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,757thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,306thMost Devout: 6,343rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,136thHighest Economic Output: 8,560thNudest: 8,873rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,598thMost Efficient Economies: 12,413thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,677thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,282ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,644thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,870thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,817thLargest Governments: 20,818thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,830thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,841stLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,067thLowest Crime Rates: 27,136thMost Influential: 28,115th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionMost Avoided: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Shady acres retirement, teachers regularly paddle unruly students.
  • : Following new legislation in Shady acres retirement, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Shady acres retirement, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Shady acres retirement, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Shady acres retirement, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Shady acres retirement, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Shady acres retirement, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in Shady acres retirement, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Shady acres retirement, government spending has hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Shady acres retirement, childish pranks are no laughing matter.

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