The Holy Kingdom of Sevlesta is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Holy Prophet Victoria Stellus with a fair hand, and notable for its feral children, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.062 billion Sevlestans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itiska. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sevlestan economy, worth 229 trillion Fascoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,393 Fascoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Private law firms are unheard of, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows, and in a baffling press conference Holy Prophet Victoria Stellus proudly dismantled a broken door. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sevlesta's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Genesisism.

Sevlesta is ranked 42,315^th in the world and 2^nd in Pax Terrae for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.77 law-abiding acts per hour.