by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Largest Welfare Programs: 3,614thMost Primitive: 3,734thMost Pacifist: 6,091st
The Holy Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
I will light our way out of the tunnel of darkness
Holy Prophet Victoria Stellus
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population4.062 billion

LeaderHoly Prophet Victoria Stellus


The Holy Kingdom of Sevlesta is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Holy Prophet Victoria Stellus with a fair hand, and notable for its feral children, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.062 billion Sevlestans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itiska. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sevlestan economy, worth 229 trillion Fascoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,393 Fascoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Private law firms are unheard of, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows, and in a baffling press conference Holy Prophet Victoria Stellus proudly dismantled a broken door. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sevlesta's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Genesisism.

Sevlesta is ranked 42,315th in the world and 2nd in Pax Terrae for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.77 law-abiding acts per hour.

Largest Welfare Programs: 3,614thMost Primitive: 3,734thMost Pacifist: 6,091stMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,973rdMost Inclusive: 10,383rdNicest Citizens: 10,477thMost Devout: 10,930thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,772ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,809thBest Weather: 13,272ndMost Income Equality: 14,136thTop
Highest Food Quality: 14,916thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,408thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,895thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,384thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,272ndMost Cultured: 20,522ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,860thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,317thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,142nd
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: