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Most Devout: 6,025thMost Authoritarian: 6,969thMost Primitive: 7,017th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Pátria, Família, Tradição e Deus
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Servik Breskavia

Population748 million

CapitalBreskapeste

CurrencyBreskavio
AnimalGray wolf

The Empire of Servik Breskavia is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 748 million Breskavianos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Breskapeste. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Servik Breskavian economy, worth 71.0 trillion Breskavios a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,986 Breskavios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

City rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Servik Breskavia's national animal is the Gray wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Servik Breskavia is ranked 338,096th in the world and 927th in Concord for Smartest Citizens, with 1.05 quips per hour.

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Most Devout: 6,025thMost Authoritarian: 6,969thMost Primitive: 7,017thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,595thMost Conservative: 8,939thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,788thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,893rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,344thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,685thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,719thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,387thHealthiest Citizens: 20,794thMost Patriotic: 21,047thLowest Crime Rates: 21,412thLargest Mining Sector: 22,008thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,408thMost Cultured: 23,663rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,826thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,765thLargest Welfare Programs: 32,133rdSafest: 34,185thMost Extreme: 34,226th
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Most Devout: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Patriotic: 20th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionMost Primitive: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 25th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 30th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 31st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 39th in the regionMost Conservative: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 40th in the regionMost Extreme: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 46th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 57th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 59th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 63rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 67th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 67th in the regionMost Developed: 77th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 86th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 88th in the regionSafest: 89th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Servik Breskavia, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in Servik Breskavia, work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks.
  • : Following new legislation in Servik Breskavia, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Servik Breskavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Servik Breskavia, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Servik Breskavia, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in Servik Breskavia, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
  • : Following new legislation in Servik Breskavia, nobles' fancy titles no longer help them cut in line at the supermarket.
  • : Following new legislation in Servik Breskavia, the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Servik Breskavia, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.

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