The Byzantine Order of Serbobulgaria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Peterov of Belgrade with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.284 billion српско бугарски are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient српскобугарски цар economy, worth 135 trillion Dinars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,653 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, increasing numbers of children in Serbobulgaria have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, and black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serbobulgaria's national animal is the Иуго Волф, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is BULGARIAN ORTHODOX CHURCH ☦️.

Serbobulgaria is ranked 119,338^th in the world and 59^th in Blue Ridge for Nudest, with 153.5 cheeks per square mile.