The Reich of Sephodallan is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 540 million Reichsmen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfenstein. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Reichsman economy, worth 57.7 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 106,918 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are grown in vats, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sephodallan's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Sephodallan is ranked 231,205^th in the world and 9,581^st in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 52.93 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.