The Republic of Senionkmy Fous is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its hatred of cheese and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.642 billion Senionkmy Fousians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Senionkmy Fousian economy, worth 118 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 12,291 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Senionkmy Fous's national animal is the cobra.

Senionkmy Fous is ranked 133,742^nd in the world and 6,395^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.38 law-abiding acts per hour.