The Unitary Socialist State of Senagire is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Svea with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.352 billion Senagireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Senagirean economy, worth 229 trillion Senagirean Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 52,724 Senagirean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, newspapers are celebrating Svea saving over a million cats from trees, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and hell is not always other people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Senagire's national animal is the Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Senagire is ranked 246,910^th in the world and 870^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -109.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.