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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,078thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,211thMost Developed: 1,236th
The State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The Crossroads of China
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Economy
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Seigana

Population22.164 billion

CapitalSeiganapolis
LeaderSeiga Kaku
FaithSeiga Kaku's Taoism

CurrencyChinese Yuan
AnimalTaiwan Blue Magpie

The State of Seigana is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Seiga Kaku with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 22.164 billion Seiganians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seiganapolis. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Seiganian economy, worth a remarkable 5,361 trillion Chinese Yuan a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 241,886 Chinese Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, and politicians look weirdly alike. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seigana's national animal is the Taiwan Blue Magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Seiga Kaku's Taoism.

Seigana is ranked 6,365th in the world and 5th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 2,908.32117339548 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,078thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,211thMost Developed: 1,236thHealthiest Citizens: 1,278thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,366thMost Cultured: 1,409thSafest: 1,612thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,632ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,669thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,714thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,758thLargest Governments: 1,803rdHighest Food Quality: 1,960thLowest Crime Rates: 2,164thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,310thMost Efficient Economies: 2,690thHighest Economic Output: 2,952ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,983rdSmartest Citizens: 3,098thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,200thMost Inclusive: 3,376thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,445thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,288thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,532ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,149thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,460thHighest Average Incomes: 5,904thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,934thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,124thBest Weather: 6,246thMost Stationary: 6,365thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,456thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,533rdRudest Citizens: 6,985thMost Patriotic: 10,129thLargest Populations: 12,901stNicest Citizens: 14,574thTop
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Most Influential: 16,463rdMost Secular: 18,335th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 15th in the regionMost Average: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Seigana, politicians look weirdly alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Seigana, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash.
  • : Following new legislation in Seigana, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
  • : Following new legislation in Seigana, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Seigana, many friends and relatives of Seiga Kaku have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Seigana, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in Seigana, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
  • : Following new legislation in Seigana, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Seigana, the government funds large training centres to turn Taiwan Blue Magpies into functioning members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Seigana, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Seiganians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.

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