Population | 22.164 billion |
Capital | Seiganapolis |
Leader | Seiga Kaku |
Faith | Seiga Kaku's Taoism |
Currency | Chinese Yuan |
Animal | Taiwan Blue Magpie |
The State of Seigana is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Seiga Kaku with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 22.164 billion Seiganians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seiganapolis. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Seiganian economy, worth a remarkable 5,361 trillion Chinese Yuan a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 241,886 Chinese Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, and politicians look weirdly alike. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seigana's national animal is the Taiwan Blue Magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Seiga Kaku's Taoism.
Seigana is ranked 6,365th in the world and 5th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 2,908.32117339548 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Seigana, politicians look weirdly alike.
- : Following new legislation in Seigana, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash.
- : Following new legislation in Seigana, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
- : Following new legislation in Seigana, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
- : Following new legislation in Seigana, many friends and relatives of Seiga Kaku have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Following new legislation in Seigana, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
- : Following new legislation in Seigana, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
- : Following new legislation in Seigana, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
- : Following new legislation in Seigana, the government funds large training centres to turn Taiwan Blue Magpies into functioning members of society.
- : Following new legislation in Seigana, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Seiganians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.