The Artwork-Obsessed Socialists of Seanat is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Squinm with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.34 billion Seanatents are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annaka. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sentient economy, worth a remarkable 2,813 trillion sents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 248,091 sents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, war is made in the name of love, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime is totally unknown. Seanat's national animal is the serval, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is s2 legendaries.

Seanat is ranked 330,876^th in the world and 5^th in Bottom Right for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -25.57 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.