The Principality of Screams of Agony 7 is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-working population of 3.978 billion Screams of Agony 7ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.1%.

The very strong Screams of Agony 7ian economy, worth 229 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 57,700 rupees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 256,701 per year while the poor average 8,073, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

The statue in the Spirit Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, and toddler groups have taken over local libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Screams of Agony 7's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Screams of Agony 7 is ranked 185,260^th in the world and 2,513^th in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.99 law-abiding acts per hour.