The Republic of SCP-682 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.345 billion SCP-682ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 44.8%.

The thriving SCP-682ian economy, worth 406 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 75,958 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, and many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SCP-682's national animal is the MTF Soldier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SCP-682 is ranked 134,824^th in the world and 776^th in Remembrance for Most Patriotic, with 14.18 flags saluted per person per day.