The Doohanity of Scottrick is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 37.376 billion Scottrickians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Social Policy, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scottrickian economy, worth an astonishing 13,334 trillion robonians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 356,775 robonians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The children of Scottrick are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Scottrick's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scottrick is ranked 556^th in the world and 1^st in The Monastery for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3,412.32 Tourists Per Hour.