The Doohanity of Scottrick is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 36.747 billion Scottrickians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Social Policy, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scottrickian economy, worth an astonishing 12,990 trillion robonians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 353,513 robonians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and there's never a spare chair in the retirement home. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Scottrick's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scottrick is ranked 180,675^th in the world and 1^st in The Monastery for Safest, scoring 33.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.