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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,398thHighest Crime Rates: 3,492ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,538th
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Schzeski Plotzkov

Population22.376 billion

CapitalNormandy
LeaderFred
FaithFollowing of Fred

CurrencyNhoska
AnimalCrab

The Unorganized Order of Schzeski Plotzkov is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fred with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 22.376 billion Schzeski Plotzkovians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Normandy. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schzeski Plotzkovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,710 trillion Nhoskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 76,455 Nhoskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most pop videos prominently feature the Schzeski Plotzkovian flag, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, and tourists visit Schzeski Plotzkov to mass-moon Schzeski Plotzkovian politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Schzeski Plotzkov's national animal is the Crab, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Following of Fred.

Schzeski Plotzkov is ranked 37,009th in the world and 1st in Hetalia for Most Stationary, with 1,229.8363309598 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,398thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,492ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,538thMost Avoided: 5,660thFattest Citizens: 6,782ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,927thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,392ndLargest Black Market: 11,294thLargest Populations: 12,475thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,207thMost Influential: 16,447thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,944thMost Armed: 19,619thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,988thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,136th

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  • : Schzeski Plotzkov was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Schzeski Plotzkov was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Schzeski Plotzkov was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Schzeski Plotzkov was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Schzeski Plotzkov was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Schzeski Plotzkov was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Schzeski Plotzkov was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Schzeski Plotzkov was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Schzeski Plotzkov was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : Schzeski Plotzkov was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.

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