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Largest Publishing Industry: 902ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,949thHighest Economic Output: 2,122nd
The Kaiserliches Deutsches Reich of
Left-wing Utopia
Man muss das Eisen schmieden, solange es heiß ist.
Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Schwabenreich

Population31.302 billion

CapitalSchwäbisch Hall
LeaderKaiser Konrad XII von Hohenstaufen

CurrencyOkzitanischen Euro
AnimalGrauer Wolf

The Kaiserliches Deutsches Reich of Schwabenreich is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Konrad XII von Hohenstaufen with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 31.302 billion Schwabenreicher are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwäbisch Hall. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient schwäbische economy, worth a remarkable 6,397 trillion Okzitanischen Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,394 Okzitanischen Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Decongestants have replaced Okzitanischen Euros in street transactions, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, rumor has it that Kaiser Konrad XII von Hohenstaufen has won three lotteries in a row, and cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown. Schwabenreich's national animal is the Grauer Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Schwabenreich is ranked 11,089th in the world and 1st in Occitania for Most Stationary, with 2,201.86555608292 days.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 902ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,949thHighest Economic Output: 2,122ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,243rdMost Cultured: 3,404thLargest Populations: 3,829thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,019thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,651stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,807thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,111thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,513thSmartest Citizens: 6,725thLargest Black Market: 6,743rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,883rdHighest Food Quality: 7,331stMost Developed: 8,013thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,022ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,109thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,238thMost Secular: 8,422ndMost Influential: 8,708thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,995thHighest Average Incomes: 9,538thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,869thHealthiest Citizens: 10,251stLargest Governments: 10,840thMost Stationary: 11,089thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,268thBest Weather: 11,523rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,281stMost Efficient Economies: 14,279thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,491stMost Income Equality: 16,672ndNudest: 19,285thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,611thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,241stHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,880thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,327thMost Inclusive: 27,980thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,510th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Schwabenreich was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Schwabenreich was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Schwabenreich was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Schwabenreich was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Schwabenreich was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Schwabenreich was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Schwabenreich was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Schwabenreich was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Schwabenreich was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Schwabenreich was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.

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