The Democratic Republic of Scheona is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 329 million Scheonans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 10.7%.

The strong Scheonan economy, worth 17.9 trillion Ehwas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 54,389 Ehwas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sex-ed is child's play, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Scheona City to enjoy their national art, and politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Scheona's national animal is the Wolf.

Scheona is ranked 139,976^th in the world and 858^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 12.86 flags saluted per person per day.