Population | 21.937 billion |
Capital | Royal Slave Dungeon |
Leader | Princess |
Faith | Obedience |
Currency | Whip |
Animal | sparkle pony |
The Disputed Territories of Schala is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Princess with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 21.937 billion Schalans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Slave Dungeon. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Enslaved economy, worth a remarkable 8,790 trillion Whips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 400,714 Whips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, Enslaved scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schala's national animal is the sparkle pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Obedience.
Schala is ranked 3,550th in the world and 1st in The Slave Guilds for Most Stationary, with 3,664.70598792 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Schala, taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet.
- : Following new legislation in Schala, Enslaved scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
- : Following new legislation in Schala, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Schala, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
- : Following new legislation in Schala, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
- : Following new legislation in Schala, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Schala, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
- : Following new legislation in Schala, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats.
- : Following new legislation in Schala, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
- : Following new legislation in Schala, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.