Population | 4.252 billion |
Capital | Satisfying City |
Leader | Satisfying Man |
Faith | Satisfyingism |
Currency | Satisfying Dollars |
Animal | Satisfying Animals |
The Satisfactory of Satisfying Fun is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Satisfying Man with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.252 billion Satisfying Funians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satisfying City. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Satisfying Funian economy, worth 444 trillion Satisfying Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 104,562 Satisfying Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, Satisfying Funian dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and citizens can freely debate whether Satisfying Man is a great leader or the greatest leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satisfying Fun's national animal is the Satisfying Animals, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satisfyingism.
Satisfying Fun is ranked 190,205th in the world and 493rd in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 864.53 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Satisfying Fun, citizens can freely debate whether Satisfying Man is a great leader or the greatest leader.
- : Following new legislation in Satisfying Fun, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Satisfying Fun was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Satisfying Fun, Satisfying Funian dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them.
- : Following new legislation in Satisfying Fun, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
- : Following new legislation in Satisfying Fun, the ban on cars has been repealed.
- : Satisfying Fun was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Satisfying Fun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Following new legislation in Satisfying Fun, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
- : Following new legislation in Satisfying Fun, golden statues of Satisfying Animals line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.