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Satans Trampoline

Population36.195 billion

CapitalSatans Trampoline City
LeaderSumo Rabbit
FaithApocalyptic Lawnmowerism

Currencyweeble
Animalmetal duck

The No14 BassPro Shops Chevrolet of Satans Trampoline is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sumo Rabbit with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.195 billion Tony Stewart fans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satans Trampoline City. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Satans Trampolinean economy, worth a remarkable 7,906 trillion weebles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,444 weebles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 980,799 per year while the poor average 30,067, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

The term "Native Tony Stewart Fans" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, and postcards from Satans Trampolinean driving test centres are popular souvenirs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satans Trampoline's national animal is the metal duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Apocalyptic Lawnmowerism.

Satans Trampoline is ranked 242,337th in the world and 4th in Viking Europe for Most Armed, with 0.12 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 634thHighest Economic Output: 814thLargest Populations: 954thLargest Mining Sector: 1,083rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,177thLowest Crime Rates: 1,330thSafest: 1,535thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,936thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,242ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,327thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,373rdTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,974thLargest Governments: 2,974thMost Devout: 3,276thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,780thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,365thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,561stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,744thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,975thFattest Citizens: 4,999thHighest Average Incomes: 5,157thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,032ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,039thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,120thMost Avoided: 6,234thMost Influential: 8,589thMost Conservative: 9,208thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,430thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,347thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12,994thMost Authoritarian: 15,886thMost Efficient Economies: 18,221stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,981st

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