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Most Stationary: 1,192ndMost Primitive: 1,628thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,996th
The Most Holy Theocracy of
Moralistic Democracy
Opus Facit Liberum
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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Satanic X-tians

Population36.653 billion

CapitalGlory of the Infernal Lord Jesus
FaithApocalyptic Christianity

CurrencyCross
AnimalPeace Dove

The Most Holy Theocracy of Satanic X-tians is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ban on automobiles, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 36.653 billion Satanic X-tiansians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glory of the Infernal Lord Jesus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.0%.

The strong Satanic X-tiansian economy, worth a remarkable 3,354 trillion Crosses a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,522 Crosses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 345,193 per year while the poor average 16,904, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

The industries of Satanic X-tians are coughing all the way to the bank, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Satanic X-tians's national animal is the Peace Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Apocalyptic Christianity.

Satanic X-tians is ranked 1,192nd in the world and 1st in Hadrians Wall for Most Stationary, with 4,500.66378624 days.

Top
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Most Stationary: 1,192ndMost Primitive: 1,628thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,996thLargest Populations: 2,166thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,879thTop
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Safest: 3,019thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,102ndHighest Economic Output: 6,212thLargest Mining Sector: 6,558thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,811thLowest Crime Rates: 7,882ndMost Devout: 10,948thMost Influential: 14,234thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 21,353rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,506thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,805thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,487thLargest Governments: 28,652ndMost Conservative: 29,594th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Satanic X-tians was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Satanic X-tians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Satanic X-tians was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : Satanic X-tians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Satanic X-tians was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Satanic X-tians was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Satanic X-tians was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Satanic X-tians was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Satanic X-tians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Satanic X-tians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.

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