The Incorporated States of Sartovian states is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 432 million Sartovian statesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The Sartovian statesian economy, worth 18.3 trillion natives' residency streaks a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,293 natives' residency streaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary. Crime is moderate. Sartovian states's national animal is the defender sieges, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sartovian states is ranked 258,867^th in the world and 9^th in Joylaria for Largest Black Market, with 109 billion Standard Monetary Units.