Population | 42.372 billion |
Capital | Vetter |
Leader | RB Toretto |
Faith | the Cult of Personality |
Currency | vin |
Animal | tiger |
The Queendom of Sarotte is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by RB Toretto with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.372 billion Sarotteans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vetter. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The all-consuming Sarottean economy, worth a remarkable 6,089 trillion vins a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,721 vins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarotte's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of Personality.
Sarotte is ranked 307,949th in the world and 7,151st in the Rejected Realms for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.56 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sarotte, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Sarotte endorsed The Ooooh what does this button do!? Channeling the inner DeeDee from Dexter's laboratory, now with mod powers and additional buttons to explore and push! of United Calanworie.
- : Sarotte endorsed The Grand Duchy of Courage Caverns.
- : Sarotte endorsed The United States of Neo Imperial America.
- : Sarotte was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Sarotte was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Zombie Kittenz Eat Ur Brains of Deadcatistan, infecting 49 million survivors.
- : Sarotte was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified, Most Zombies, and Most Dead.
- : Sarotte was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Zombie Apocalypse Horror of World War Z, infecting 3,463 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Sarotte was endorsed by The United States of Neo Imperial America.
- : Following new legislation in Sarotte, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 21 » Chocolatistan, Federated Ugasque Countries, Precisely Nothing, Andromeda Islands, Ignormus, Rathesia, Gartohol, Falangist Quebec, Moloto Japan, New Anarchisticstan, Sealand newam, Llanfyrhall, Regione Calabria, Inclement Space, Orcuo, Mad Jack Is Rejected, Toerana, Liberza, United Calanworie, Courage Caverns, and Neo Imperial America.