The Teyrnir of Sarnor is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Teyrn Innos vos Stassoyor with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.141 billion Sarnorians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyth. The average income tax rate is 18.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Sarnorian economy, worth 512 trillion kamas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,569 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sweet-toothed Sarnorians have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarnor's national animal is the cockatrice, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vezkelios.

Sarnor is ranked 122,924^th in the world and 4^th in Sarnor for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.42 law-abiding acts per hour.