The State of Sarawak Darulhana is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Sultan Haji Ibrahim Ali Omar Shah III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.331 billion Sarawakians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santubong. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sarawak Darulhanan economy, worth 578 trillion Sarawakian Dollars a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,440 Sarawakian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Sarawak Darulhana, commercials are consistently recorded in soft white rooms, and stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Sarawak Darulhana to disarm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarawak Darulhana's national animal is the Crocodile and Golden Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Sarawak Darulhana is ranked 42,653^rd in the world and 59^th in United Kingdom for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 5,727.33 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.