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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,628thNudest: 5,509thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,188th
The Workers' Socialists Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
All hail, Our People's Emperor
His Majesty Kim
Influence
Superpower
Representative of Gaming Town
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Sarawak Commune

Population1.524 billion

CapitalJongunapyangrad
LeaderHis Majesty Kim
FaithHis Majesty Kim's Personality Cult

CurrencyWSESC dollar
AnimalWorkers

The Workers' Socialists Empire of Sarawak Commune is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by His Majesty Kim with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.524 billion Sarawakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jongunapyangrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.2%.

The Sarawakian economy, worth 125 trillion WSESC dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,144 WSESC dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 291,280 per year while the poor average 16,710, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

In court almost every witness is a hostile witness, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for His Majesty Kim's eyes only'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarawak Commune's national animal is the Workers and its national religion is His Majesty Kim's Personality Cult.

Sarawak Commune is ranked 220,834th in the world and 3rd in Aztemark Union for Fattest Citizens, with 6.65 Obesity Rate.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,628thNudest: 5,509thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,188thMost Authoritarian: 6,640thMost Conservative: 7,960thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,157thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,767thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,073rdTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,566thLargest Black Market: 14,376thMost Avoided: 15,147thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,469thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,360thMost Secular: 20,851stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,017thLargest Governments: 21,617th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sarawak Commune was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarawak Commune, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for His Majesty Kim's eyes only'.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarawak Commune, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarawak Commune, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarawak Commune, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarawak Commune, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Sarawak Commune lodged a message on the Gaming Town Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarawak Commune, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Sarawakian justice.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarawak Commune, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarawak Commune, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend.

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