The Grand Queendom of Saracama is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by HRH Queen Aspartina Rollo I with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.494 billion Saracamians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vietenhaim-Folaustopaun. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Saracaman economy, worth 217 trillion Pounds Saracs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 87,105 Pounds Saracs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saracama's national animal is the Sarac Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saracama is ranked 180,269^th in the world and 959^th in Europe for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,269.41 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.