The Dáxlamic Provincial Isles of Santa Samuel and Gracia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 9.529 billion Santa Samuel and Gracians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dáxlam Avana. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Santa Samuel and Gracian economy, worth 462 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 48,506 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, prison is a nightmare, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Samuel and Gracia's national animal is the Northern Bay Mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Santa Samuel and Gracia is ranked 12,905^th in the world and 38^th in Declansburg for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.