The People's Republic of San Dogs is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Three-Brain Monkey with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.082 billion San Dogsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hochester. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.3%.

The frighteningly efficient San Dogsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,148 trillion Rocks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 226,003 Rocks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,059,785 per year while the poor average 28,734, a ratio of 36.9 to 1.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, lottery winners spend most of their money on security, and former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Dogs's national animal is the Holy Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

San Dogs is ranked 334,067^th in the world and 81^st in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Pacifist, with 3.63 cheeks turned per day.