The Federation of Samoreubia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sam Watson with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.15 billion Samoreubians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of STWville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Samoreubian economy, worth 137 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 119,455 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 627,281 per year while the poor average 12,163, a ratio of 51.6 to 1.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Samoreubia's national animal is the badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Samoreubia is ranked 82,475^th in the world and 3,360^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,059.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.