The Grand Ducal Empire of Salvora Montalvo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kyėnhosyomveva Mėlhmėt with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 4.212 billion Salvora Montalvoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kȧlifӑȧ. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The thriving Salvora Montalvoan economy, worth 427 trillion Koriṩiȧs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,577 Koriṩiȧs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice', Jennifer Government is a bestseller, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salvora Montalvo's national animal is the Mȯnko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Salvora Montalvo is ranked 16,802^nd in the world and 263^rd in Europe for Most Secular, with 73.16 Atheism Rate.