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Most Influential: 5,573rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,620thMost Pacifist: 7,816th
The Mardis Gras Parade of
Democratic Socialists
Salt is scared.
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Saltmore

Population3.312 billion

CapitalCorn
LeaderRivers Cuomo
FaithNone of the above

CurrencyAstley
AnimalGoose

The Mardis Gras Parade of Saltmore is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rivers Cuomo with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.312 billion Rickrollers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corn. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rickroll economy, worth 281 trillion Astleys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,888 Astleys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, the children of Saltmore are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saltmore's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None of the above.

Saltmore is ranked 266,405th in the world and 405th in Thaecia for Rudest Citizens, with 22.31 insults per minute.

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Most Influential: 5,573rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,620thMost Pacifist: 7,816thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,757thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,946thNicest Citizens: 10,456thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,254thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,975thHealthiest Citizens: 13,234thMost Inclusive: 13,485thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,896thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 15,573rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,558thMost Cultured: 20,545thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,509thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,696thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,166thBest Weather: 22,650thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,417thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,050thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,907thLeast Corrupt Governments: 25,390thSmartest Citizens: 28,714th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th in the regionMost Pacifist: 28th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 36th in the regionNudest: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionNicest Citizens: 41st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Influential: 44th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 46th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saltmore voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Religious Freedom Protection".
  • : Saltmore lodged a message on the The Thaecian Senate Regional Message Board.
  • : Saltmore lodged a message on the The Thaecian Senate Regional Message Board.
  • : Saltmore voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Declarations".
  • : Following new legislation in Saltmore, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
  • : Following new legislation in Saltmore, the children of Saltmore are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Saltmore, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
  • : Following new legislation in Saltmore, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Saltmore, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Saltmore voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protection of Sexual Assault Victims"".

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