The Peoples Republic of Salessll is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Jacob Hali with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.849 billion Salans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tocktockwo. The average income tax rate is 22.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salan economy, worth a remarkable 1,002 trillion Zelmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 127,736 Zelmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, news headlines suggest that President Jacob Hali has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown. Salessll's national animal is the Black Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Salessll is ranked 52,330^th in the world and 3^rd in big brains for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,512.68 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.