The Cape Republic of Salcanceasy 2 Electric Boogaloo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Oliver Formby 2 Electric Boogaloo with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.713 billion Salcanceasy 2 Electric Boogalooans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City 2 Clectric Boogaloo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.

The powerhouse Salcanceasy 2 Electric Boogalooan economy, worth 867 trillion Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,618 Currencies, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salcanceasy 2 Electric Boogaloo's national animal is the Chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is AnCap.

Salcanceasy 2 Electric Boogaloo is ranked 47,904^th in the world and 99^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Patriotic, with 32.73 flags saluted per person per day.