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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,987thMost Armed: 2,965thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,251st
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Peace through power
Influence
Handshaker
Minister of Engagement
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Salcanceacy

Population12.972 billion

CapitalKaapstad
LeaderKing Oliver Formby
FaithCalvinism

CurrencyKoin
AnimalWhite Martial Eagle

The Kingdom of Salcanceacy is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Oliver Formby with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.972 billion Salcanceacians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaapstad. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salcanceacyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,287 trillion Koins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,455 Koins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, it is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm (Salcanceacy has found 2 easter eggs), and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salcanceacy's national animal is the White Martial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Calvinism.

Salcanceacy is ranked 4,569th in the world and 38th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 51,484.61 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,987thMost Armed: 2,965thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,251stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,757thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,822ndLargest Black Market: 3,879thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,569thHighest Average Incomes: 5,282ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,289thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,338thMost Developed: 5,501stLargest Governments: 5,502ndLargest Insurance Industry: 5,613thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,738thMost Efficient Economies: 5,912thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,023rdSmartest Citizens: 6,313thHighest Economic Output: 6,732ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,874thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,143rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,175thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,470thMost Influential: 7,924thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,058thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,147thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,534thLowest Crime Rates: 8,732ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,403rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,760thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,378thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,500thMost Patriotic: 13,802ndLargest Retail Industry: 14,008thMost Secular: 14,455thMost Cultured: 14,664thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16,566thHighest Food Quality: 20,998thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,103rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,730th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the region

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