Population | 7.672 billion |
Capital | New Utopia |
Leader | Emperor Yedolf |
Currency | DogeCoin |
Animal | Snub Nose Monkey |
The United Empire of Saint Travis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Yedolf with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.672 billion Legionnaires are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Utopia. The average income tax rate is 32.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Travian economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion DogeCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 148,548 DogeCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Emperor Yedolf's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, and corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Travis's national animal is the Snub Nose Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Saint Travis is ranked 11,255th in the world and 8th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,441.05 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Saint Travis, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague.
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Saint Travis was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
- : Following new legislation in
Saint Travis, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
- : Following new legislation in
Saint Travis, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
- : Following new legislation in
Saint Travis, Emperor Yedolf's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
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Saint Travis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
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Saint Travis, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
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Saint Travis changed its national leader to "Emperor Yedolf".
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Saint Travis, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections.
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Saint Travis, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Saint Travis remains pure.