The State of Saint Neots is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Annabelle Hart with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.109 billion St Neotsens enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eynesbury. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient St Neotsen economy, worth a remarkable 1,279 trillion St Neotsen dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 250,382 St Neotsen dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, the national arsenal is full of sound and fury signifying nothing, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, and business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Saint Neots's national animal is the cocker spaniel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Saint Neots is ranked 17,855^th in the world and 3^rd in Democratic Unity for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,175.42 pounds of wildlife per square mile.