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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,975thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,975thMost Patriotic: 5,632nd
The Imperial Commonwealth of
Iron Fist Consumerists
United With Liberty and Strength
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Saint Marinas

Population3.763 billion

CapitalMónte Marina
LeaderEmperor Murzkull Dur-Djurfúng Hamoff IV
FaithThe Church of the Emperor

Currencyknoin
Animalmallard duck

The Imperial Commonwealth of Saint Marinas is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Murzkull Dur-Djurfúng Hamoff IV with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.763 billion Saint Marinasai are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mónte Marina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Marinisian economy, worth 635 trillion knoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,828 knoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 497,561 per year while the poor average 45,077, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

Anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Marinas's national animal is the mallard duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of the Emperor.

Saint Marinas is ranked 203,705th in the world and 796th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 43.34210420548 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,975thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,975thMost Patriotic: 5,632ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,926thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,034thLargest Mining Sector: 11,437thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,542ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,682ndMost Influential: 12,021stMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,715thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,770thMost Developed: 14,635thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 16,326thLowest Crime Rates: 16,744thLargest Black Market: 16,967thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,245thLargest Governments: 17,487thMost Cultured: 18,114thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,268thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,348thHealthiest Citizens: 18,890thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,768thMost Efficient Economies: 19,921stLargest Retail Industry: 21,589thMost Authoritarian: 22,127thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,629thSmartest Citizens: 25,678thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,041stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,292ndMost Advanced Public Education: 29,432nd
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Most Patriotic: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 48th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 74th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 83rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 120th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saint Marinas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Saint Marinas was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ausvelt.
  • : Saint Marinas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements.
  • : Saint Marinas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
  • : Saint Marinas was endorsed by The Parliamentary Republic of Trixeland.

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