The People's Republic of Saint Man Euca is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 466 million Man Eucans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wessla. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.4%.
The strong Man Eucan economy, worth 37.5 trillion Peoples Paunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,538 Peoples Paunas, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
News editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing Leader tend to disappear, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket, and all you have to do is pray to get into Saint Man Euca. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Man Euca's national animal is the Vok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Saint Man Euca is ranked 115,334th in the world and 1,250th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.62 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Saint Man Euca, all you have to do is pray to get into Saint Man Euca.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Man Euca, people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Man Euca, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
- : Saint Man Euca changed its national animal to "Vok".
- : Saint Man Euca changed its national capital to "Wessla" and its currency to "Peoples Pauna".
- : Saint Man Euca changed its national motto to "It’s Communism & Our Homeland" and its nation type to "People's Republic".
- : Saint Man Euca altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Man Euca, news editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing Leader tend to disappear.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Man Euca, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Man Euca, Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
