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Most Subsidized Industry: 646thLargest Black Market: 864thLargest Retail Industry: 1,042nd
The Confederacy of
Moralistic Democracy
We Will Endure
Influence
Hermit
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Sactonenta Zelslacostan

Population16.382 billion

Currencybitcoin
Animalleopard

The Confederacy of Sactonenta Zelslacostan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.382 billion Sactonenta Zelslacostanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sactonenta Zelslacostanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,181 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 255,257 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 853,836 per year while the poor average 56,723, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

Massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Sactonenta Zelslacostanian democracy, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, and garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sactonenta Zelslacostan's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sactonenta Zelslacostan is ranked 7,203rd in the world and 1st in The True Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,756.70860376092 days.

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1%
Most Subsidized Industry: 646thLargest Black Market: 864thLargest Retail Industry: 1,042ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,258thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,410thMost Avoided: 1,474thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,925thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,038thFattest Citizens: 2,178thMost Efficient Economies: 2,765thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,027thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,172ndLargest Gambling Industry: 4,243rdHighest Economic Output: 4,429thHighest Average Incomes: 5,007thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,300thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,561stMost Stationary: 7,203rdLargest Governments: 7,308thNudest: 8,042ndMost Secular: 8,079thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,473rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,934thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,489thLargest Mining Sector: 10,857thMost Influential: 12,618thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16,400thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,250thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,581stLargest Populations: 23,083rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27,389th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sactonenta Zelslacostan, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts.
  • : Following new legislation in Sactonenta Zelslacostan, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque.
  • : Following new legislation in Sactonenta Zelslacostan, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Sactonenta Zelslacostanian democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Sactonenta Zelslacostan, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Sactonenta Zelslacostan, a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sactonenta Zelslacostan, teen gangs are encouraged to take drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Sactonenta Zelslacostan, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Sactonenta Zelslacostan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Sactonenta Zelslacostan, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Sactonenta Zelslacostan, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer.

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